How to (and not to) take care of a baby human

This one goes out to all the new parents out there. Just a little guide on how to (and not to) take care of a baby. Very funny to read, but must be taken very seriously. You could print the images and bundle them to a little book that you could hold in your pocket just to be sure.

How to Use Liquid Fabric Softener

MACHINE WASH:

1 - Fill the cup according to the instructions on the label of the bottle. 

2 - Adjust the amount of fabric conditioner you use according to the size of the load. 

3 - Pour the fabric softener from the cup into the relevant drawer, and the machine will add the softener into the wash during the rinse cycle.

HAND WASH:

1 - Fill the cup according to the instructions on the label of the bottle.

2 - Pour the damn thing into the basin.

3 - Go crazy and wirl the shit out of those shirts!

How to wear a helmet

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How to cook yummy buttered eggs

Instructions

1. Warm the pan and melt the butter: Place the pan over medium heat. Add the butter or olive oil. Swirl the pan as the butter melts to evenly coat the surface. The pan is ready when the butter begins sizzling or when the oil becomes shimmery and very loose.
2. Add the egg: Crack the egg into a measuring cup and gently tip it into the skillet. You can crack the egg directly into the skillet if you prefer.
3. Let the egg cook for a few minutes: Let the egg gently cook without moving it. The whites will start to set after a few minutes, followed by the yolk.
4. Cook the top of the egg: To be sure the whites are totally set on a sunny-side-up egg, you can cover the pan partway through cooking. The steam from the egg and the butter will gently cook the top. You can also flip the egg over and cook for a minute on the other side. This turns a sunny-side-up egg into an over-easy egg!
5. Remove from heat and eat: When the whites are set and the yolk is done to your liking, remove the pan from heat. Gently slide the spatula under the egg and transfer it to a plate. Eat immediately.

Optimizing your drive

One of the best ways you can improve your PC's performance is by optimizing the drive. Windows includes features to help optimize the different types of drives that PCs use today. No matter which type of drive your PC uses, Windows automatically chooses the optimization that's right for your drive.

Be default, Optimize Drives, previously called Disk Defragmenter, runs automatically on a weekly schedule. But you can also optimize drives on your PC manually.

1. Open Optimize Drives by swiping in from the right edge of the screen, tapping Search (or if you're using a mouse, pointing to the uper-right corner of the screen, moving the mouse pointer down, and then clicking Search), entering Defragment in the search box, and then tapping or clicking Defragment and optimize your drives.
2. Under Status, tap or click the drive you want to optimize. (The Media type column tells you what type of drive you're optimizing.)
3. To determine if the drive needs to be optimized, tap or click Analyze.  You might be asked for an admin password or to confirm your choice.
   After Windows is finished analyzing the drive, check the Current status column to see whether you need to optimize the drive. If the drive is more than 10% fragmented, you should optimize the drive now.
4. Tap or click Optimize.  You might be asked for an admin password or to confirm your choice.
   Optimizing a drive might take anywhere from several minutes to a few hours to finish, depending on the size of the drive and degree of optimization needed. You can still use your PC during the optimization process.

To Schedule a Disk Defrag:

1. Open Optimize Drives by swiping in from the right edge of the screen, tapping Search (or if you're using a mouse, pointing to the uper-right corner of the screen, moving the mouse pointer down, and then clicking Search), entering Defragment in the search box, and then tapping or clicking Defragment and optimize your drives.
2. Tap or click Change settings.  You might be asked for an admin password or to confirm your choice.
3. Do one of the following:
   • To turn off scheduled optimization, clear the Run on a schedule check box.
   • To change the frequency of scheduled optimization, next to Frequency, tap or click the drop-down list, and then tap or click Daily, Weekly, or Monthly. The default schedule for optimization is weekly and runs during Automatic Maintenance.
   • To choose the drives you want to include or exclude in scheduled optimization, next to Drives, tap or click Choose, select or clear the check boxes next to the drives, and then tap or click OK. You can also clear the Automatically optimize new drives check box if you don't want new drives added to scheduled optimization. If Windows can't optimize a drive, it won't offer the drive as an option for Automatic Maintenance.
4. Tap or click OK.